I don't even know what this is anymore.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My life at this moment.
(Source: moviesludge)
Makes me wet.
Halloween 2011, The National Hotel.
Help me I’m poor.
Anyone who fucks with me today…
will be knife-fucked until they cum blood. That is all.
Love.
The cutest thing just happened to me.
My friend’s kid just got tucked in to bed and as the lights got switched off she calls:
“Daaaaaa-aaaaad!, Can you sleep in here with me?”
To which Dad replies “Sorry kiddo, I’ve gotta sleep in bed with Mummy, Love you.”
6 Year old child: “FUCK YOU. I HATE MUM!” *Cries*
Nothing quite like the innocence of a child.
